Microsoft demos new ways to make us insane... This is the funniest thing I've run across in a while. The Onion couldn't make this stuff up, even when they were still the funniest thing on the web. During his annual CES demo, Bill Gates had, um, some issues. My favorite part is that he hired a comedian, Conan O'Brien to host, so, of course, he made a bunch of cracks about who's running the place. Then Gates had O'Brien killed. OK, not really. He just outsourced next year's hosting job to India.  ¶ 7:07 PM